HUMOR

YE ANCIENTE OBSCURE WEIRDNESSE SPELLE

Assemble magickkal tools:

magickkal knife, magickkal dagger, magickkal sword, scissors, whip, chains & rubber candles.
Lock yourself in a closet and face Pittsburg.
Pour water in a paper bag; add salt, pepper, 2 cloves garlic, 1 ripe tomato.
Bake at 350 degrees.

Chant:

"I exercise thee, O sprites of Walter, casting out yuckies & grossness.
Kiss my nose."

Walk in triangles pouring the mixture on your feet.
Pound on a bell.
Cast thecircle out the window and jump after it.
Light 6 candles with a burning sock.
Face the 4 quarters & revoke the incrementals.
Sprinkle incense in your hair & light it.
Fill your pockets with sand & dance naked on the roof.
Recite the Middle Pillow, visualize Gro-lites down your spine, & goose the first entity to cross the circle.

Point your magic tawnger, Froggie, drink the spirits, uncast of thousands, and collapse in a stupor.
Fly to Cleveland and debauch.
Repeat twice a day for life.

Apr 1, 1997 from Artemis Calliste